AI wipers for LinkedIn

Wipe the slop off your LinkedIn feed.

Wipers is a Chrome extension that scores every post against known slop patterns and removes the ones that match: engagement-bait formulas, buzzword clusters, and sixteen other writing patterns. Scoring runs entirely in your browser.

Add to Chrome How it works

30-day free trial · no card · from $3.33/mo after

The badge counts wipes this session. The log keeps the last 200.

01 · How it works

One install, no setup.

1

Install

Add Wipers to Chrome. There is no account and nothing to configure. The 30-day trial starts the moment it installs.

2

Scroll LinkedIn

Open your feed as usual. Before a post renders, Wipers scores it in your browser against a weighted ruleset of slop patterns.

3

The slop is gone

Posts over the threshold are removed from the feed. The toolbar badge counts wipes this session, and every wipe lands in the log.

The restore log

The last 200 wiped posts, each with the author, the first line, and the patterns it matched. One click restores a post. One more puts the author on your never-wipe list.

Fails open

If LinkedIn changes its markup and Wipers stops recognizing the feed, filtering stops and the full feed shows. Any post that cannot be scored within 1.2 seconds is revealed.

02 · Connection guard

Your network is never touched.

The slop problem is mostly strangers: posts the algorithm pulls in from far outside your network. So Wipers ships with a connection guard, on by default. Posts from your 1st-degree connections are never scored and never wiped, whatever they write. Anyone else you want protected goes on the never-wipe list with one click.

03 · Privacy

Posts never leave your browser.

Wipers reads your feed the way your eyes do: on your screen, in your browser. Every post is scored locally against pattern rules shipped with the extension. Post content is never transmitted, to us or to anyone else, and there is no analytics or tracking code in the extension.

Stays on your machine

  • Every post Wipers reads on linkedin.com
  • The wipe log and your never-wipe list
  • Your wipe counter
  • Your settings synced between your browsers by Chrome itself

Stored on our servers

  • Your email, only if you give it used for trial reminders and receipts
  • A random install id
  • Your subscription status payments handled by Polar, our merchant of record
  • Rule-id feedback, only if you opt in anonymous, off by default

Nothing else.

Read the full privacy policy

04 · Pricing

30 days free, then $6 a month.

The trial is the full product and needs no card. Subscriptions run through Polar, our merchant of record.

Monthly

$6 /month

Billed monthly

Quarterly

$15 /3 months

$5/mo billed quarterly

Best value

Yearly

$40 /year

$3.33/mo billed yearly

14-day money-back guarantee on any charge. Cancel anytime; access runs to the end of the paid period.

If the trial ends and you decide not to subscribe, Wipers moves to label mode: posts that match slop patterns stay in your feed with a tag naming the patterns they matched.

05 · FAQ

Questions

What counts as slop?

Wipers scores writing patterns: engagement-bait formulas ("Agree?", "Let that sink in", "Repost if…"), buzzword clusters, manufactured epiphanies, emoji-scaffolded listicles, the one-sentence-per-line cadence. Each pattern rule carries a weight, and posts over the threshold get wiped. Wipers judges the style on the page. It makes no claim about who or what wrote a post.

Will it hide posts from people I know?

No. Posts from your 1st-degree connections are never wiped. The connection guard is on by default, and you can put any author on a never-wipe list regardless of connection degree.

What if it hides something I wanted to see?

Open the popup. The log lists the last 200 wiped posts with the author and first line. One click restores a post; another adds the author to your never-wipe list so Wipers leaves them alone from then on.

Does my data leave my browser?

Post content never does. Scoring runs entirely in the extension on your machine, and the wipe log lives in local extension storage. The only data stored server-side is your optional email, a random install id, and your subscription status.

Does LinkedIn allow this?

Wipers runs locally in your browser and changes only what renders in your own tab, the same way ad blockers and other content filters do. It performs no actions on your account: no posting, liking, messaging, or scraping. Wipers is an independent product with no affiliation to LinkedIn.

How accurate is it?

Wipers catches posts that match known slop patterns, and the ruleset keeps improving. Some slop will slip through, and occasionally a post you wanted will match. Three sensitivity levels (gentle, standard, aggressive) set how much evidence a post needs before it goes, every wipe is logged, and a wrong call costs you one click to undo.